Score: 4

"Weird..."

submission: Obwa!

date: November 10, 2006

The animation wasn't great, the storyline was presented weirdly, the animation looked odd, but somehow it compelled me to watch more. It has an odd charm to it.Whatever you did that compelled me to watch it twice, keep it up.

Score: 2

"Incoherent"

submission: TFK-Intro

date: October 4, 2006

What some may interpret as "trippy" strikes me as an incoherent series of photos and photoshops with no connection to each other. I hated the song, so I had to mute my speakers.

Basically, I don't get it.

Score: 0

"you locks really suck."

submission: Banana and the @

date: October 4, 2006

However, unlike the last movie I reviewed, you at least had the decency to have a preloader and a "play" button. However, that is the only good point of this. Aside from crappy tweened (c)locks, lame jokes, and a paper thin plot (if you can call it a plot) there's nothing here. So pardon my short review, but there's really nothing to review. Please quit spamming the portal.

Score: 1

"Spam"

submission: UU - Happy bday Sasuke9XN

date: October 4, 2006

That's all this is. I don't think I have to elaborate at all... it's just pointless clock copies.

Score: 9

"LMFAO I loved this"

submission: Foamy - A Parody

date: December 28, 2005

All you Foamy fans need to take a joke. I thought this was a incredibly witty parody of Foamy. Instead of resorting to poopoo jokes (like the Star Syndicate did) this is hilarious because that's what most Foamy episodes are. Don't get me wrong, I love Foamy, but this was bloody hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this. Basically, it's got a similar animation style as most Foamy episodes. And instead of Foamy's high pitched voice, it's some dude going "bedebedebedebede..." for a few minutes. Man, this is spot on. GOOD WORK!

Score: 3

"Being another drummer..."

submission: Drum Pad v 1.2

date: December 10, 2005

This is almost useless. I can't play ANY black metal on it, even some forms of jazz are hard. Maybe make it more responsive and shit... Oh, and to the other reviewer, wait and bleed is the easiest song to drum. The standard, I would think, would have to be Dissection's Storm of the Light's Bane. But anywho, this could use a LOT of improvement. I don't use that term lightly.

Score: 0

"Ugh... These are boring as hell..."

submission: Daily2oon08142005

date: August 14, 2005

Dailytoons, the daily creation of the Star Syndicate, are a brand of toons that have absolutely no chance of making it on the front page. The quality is always suspect, and in some the utter horrible quality of the 'toons make me wonder why it hasn't gotten blammed. Then I realized that the Star Syndicate and others have fans who fifen everything they do and protection point whores who follow in tandem. Todays dailytoon was indistinguishable from the rest. Animation and drawing was subpar as usual, the jokes were all recycled from previous toons, and the selection of toons, the supposed "benefit" of having more than one toon is immediately drowned out by the fact that all of the toons are pretty much crap. Newgrounds is supposed to be the forum of QUALITY flash. Maybe this should go on the SS website or Gheyz0r's website. But it is inexcusable to take advantage of the system like this. I say, why don't we just take Tal Con's wonderful idea and make the author invisible until after the movie passes judgment? Well, that won't work with these because of the names, so in addition the names of the flashes invisible until after they pass judgment. Oh, and because Gheyz0r and Goldencat are the makers of this, I vote 0.

Score: 1

"The voting bar was right."

submission: Fuck?

date: March 27, 2005

This really does make poop look good. Sorry, I'd write a better review, but there's really nothing to review here. I really can honestly say that there is no good point to this. Most of it is pointless, and hey, your score this time around is not much higher than the score last time. Sorry for the bad review, but you really need to think about what you're making the flash about, the quality of the flash, and the overall effect, because this was pretty bad. Hope you get better XD.

Score: 10

"Make more movies, Randy Solem!!!"

submission: Rise of the MK: Part 4

date: March 18, 2005

I looovvvvveeeee this series. It's a lot more professional than the crap other ppl make. Please, make more like this. Keep it up, man!!

Score: 0

"Like I told Guardian..."

submission: Rockman's Hentai RPG

date: March 13, 2005

The joke is old. Seriously, though, do you need to submit this lame excuse for a flash to NG? At least my songs I submit to NG are full length and aren't a joke, like this. You could always make your own site, you know. Don't use that whole excuse about how hard it is to use flash, because again, nobody is forcing you to submit. It it's hard, don't do it. Simple as that. Now, good day to you, and may your next flash be of exponentially better quality.