Score: 0

"This is the usual shit from SS."

submission: DailyToon01012005

date: January 1, 2005

What are you trying to prove? If you are trying to prove something, you've already proven it, whatever it was. I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated. It, however, feels as if there aren't enough fps. The rest sucked. I gave the audio a 2, because although you did feature some songs, they didn't fit the mood of the cartoons, if there were any. The cartoons as usual didn't make sense, and of course interactivity gets a 2 because you get to choose the toon, but of course I usually give toons bad marks in interactivity. I usually save the high interactivity scores for games. Nlowrider's toon was basically a bunch of flying, poorly scanned, pictures and a text saying happy new year (even though the time for that was yesterday.) How this is considered anything above blamnation level is beyond me. They aren't funny; I should be able to laugh at it, as I laugh at a lot of things. Please respond, and make a better-made DailyToon tomorrow.

Score: 0

"So horrible that I lost the momentary woody I had."

submission: DailyToon11262004

date: January 1, 2005

This one really sucks. The problem is, most of the time you guys don't even animate, and when you do, it ends up turning really crappy and horrible, like most of dorkstar's stuff (including the one that killed my speakers.) And yes, Illwillpress owns you guys. He has gotten into the highest batting average column, and is a highly bookmarked artist, and also has a good and dark sense of humor. STRAWBERRYCLOCK VANISHED FOR A REASON, AND WE DON'T NEED TWO CLOCK CREWS!!!! The "purposely crappy" thing has been done so much that it isn't funny anymore, so stop while you are ahead.

Score: 7

"This is good, my fellow NGite."

submission: O&A: Club Med

date: December 31, 2004

O&A Fagtalk is better, though.

Score: 0

"Good!!"

submission: Go Tank

date: December 31, 2004

Though is boring on my slowass computer, and can get repetitive as the game progresses, but I figure it should be funner on faster computers than my shit computer.

Score: 0

"An embarrassment to KORN and the new year."

submission: DailyToon12312004

date: December 31, 2004

The animation is nonexistent as usual, and the audio is crappy as usual, and there is no plot, again as usual. Yes, your joke of something being crappy on purpose was marginally funny the first 3 or so times, but now it is tired. Please, stop, or if not, make really good shit. Aren't you tired of making gutfuck?

Score: 0

"Don't preach to me."

submission: -------------

date: December 30, 2004

As a well off atheist, I think that though you have a birthright to practice your own religion any time of the day, you shouldn't force it on other people. Suffering is caused by physical pain and love of things that aren't permanent, not because some people don't believe in god. That is just shifting responsibility from yourself to others (passing the buck) and is really immature.

Score: 0

"HAHA!!!! DailyToon12282004 got Blammed!!!!!"

submission: DailyToon12292004

date: December 30, 2004

Showing that dailytoons suck. Their humor is not sophisticated; hou guys just don't know how to tell a good joke. In fact, Real World by Odaroo is funnier than all the dailytoons combined. And 30 seconds of any Retarted Animal Babies cartoon is funnier than all of the Dailytoons combined. Oh, and maybe you guys need to go to grade school, because in the response to the last reciew I wrote, one of you spelled school as "skool." Maybe you need to take a high school animating course too, because your animating sucks really bad. I mean total shit drawing. They are also really crappy on purpose, proving that Star Syndicate despises NGites.

Score: 10

"To Asianxpunk"

submission: Sex Kitten Sim-RPG

date: December 28, 2004

Obviously yopu din't complete the game, because the keys were for the girl who needed the rare pot and the keys unlocked the safe that had the green OMGWTF stone in it. The game, however was well animated, and had good porn in it. :)

Score: 1

"Watchable, but..."

submission: DailyToon12272004

date: December 27, 2004

Let's just say I don't get the star syndicate's sense of humor; And I find their graphics to be subpar and the sound very unconvincing and unprofessional.

Score: 0

"Well... I guess this ain't goin' away."

submission: DailyToon12252004

date: December 26, 2004

I really despise DailyToons, and I;d love to see how you manage to get them to pass day after day, because they really suck but they still pass. Oh, and Merry Christmas, Star Syndicate.