Score: 0

"..."

submission: DailyToon12222004

date: December 23, 2004

You know, it is quite funny hearing you lecture all of your bad reviewers on how they are losers and such, because you are a thirteen year old dude who probably masturbates to hentai all day. And it is also funny hearing you lecture people on how their flash "sucks" when you try to pass off your gutfuck as quality flash. Me? I choose not to animate and clog the portal because I know my drawing skills are quite subpar. I just do audio. And once I can find a WAV-Mp3 converter you will be seeing a lot of me in the audio portal. However, till then, shutup with your smartass comments and quit submitting toons that suck and quit forcing ppl to vote 5.

Score: 0

"...its, uh, butt sex..."

submission: DailyToon12232004

date: December 23, 2004

OK, let me get this straight. First, you trash on FOAMY and Illwillpress (a loved author and prolific award winner), then you trash on Knox, another loved author and prolific award winner. Then you trash on Newgrounds itself! Then you trash on FOAMY and Illwillpress again. Are you guys stupid, or do you just have bad taste?

Score: 0

"Not the best..."

submission: DailyToon12202004

date: December 20, 2004

By now, most people have their mind made up about DailyToons, so I'll say this: it is not their best. If you thought that this was better than some of the other ones, then you are wrong. If you don't already like DailyToons, you will not like this. It is not exemplary.

Score: 1

"Don't watch if you like well-drawn flash."

submission: DailyToon12172004

date: December 17, 2004

What else can I say? The sound is cheap, the graphics are cheap, there is no plot, the jokes aren't funny, and the animation sucks. This strikes as a very pointless flash. And yes, Ilwillpress is so much better than you. With the exception of Astropuff, who could probably churn out a 4 or 5 scoring flash in a week, the Star Syndicate is the congregation of a bunch of untalented flash artists who use their bulk and membership to make sure their toons pass day after day. I mean, what else can I say? My description at the top pretty much sums it up. And yes, I watch every DailyToon before I blam it. And yes, if you made some quality work, I wouldn't go BLAM BLAM BLAM every time you guys submit one.

Score: 0

"No one wants to see Nixon!"

submission: DailyToon12162004

date: December 16, 2004

Now I know that this is being protected by a bunch of ppl who are either friends of yours or ppl being paid, because this is the worst. Normally, stuff like this gets blammed. Aren't you sick of making half-assed movies that barely make it past judgment? I mean, aside from Astropuff, all of these suck ass. If you want to see something more substantial, try the all-time high-scoring list or the front page. DailyToon will forever be half-assed "toons" that make no sense. NG was started as a forum for the best flashes, and a place for ppl to watch them. Now, this just doesn't jibe with that, be cause it is not nearly the best, or even top 10000. This just blows. Not worth my time.

Score: 0

"Sunk to a new low..."

submission: DailyToon12152004

date: December 15, 2004

Take my earlier reviews and divide the scores by 10. God, this sucks. Is the syndicate falling? We may see no more DailyToons.

Score: 9

"Way cool..."

submission: Retarded Animal Babies 11

date: December 14, 2004

but not as funny as some of his better ones, like RAB 5 or RAB 10

Score: 0

"What's with the Turtle's song?"

submission: DailyToon12142004

date: December 14, 2004

That has been used in too many DailyToons, and this whole thing sucked ass. Whoever made these has no talent. Now just because Star Syndicate has no skill does not give them an excuse to say that I haven't made any flash because I'm just comparing this to other, more high quality flash and I am comparing this to the ones that get Blammed, and yes, this is worse than some that get blammed. Congratulations, idiot.

Score: 0

"DailyToon (is it daily?) has sunk to a new low."

submission: DailyToon12122004

date: December 12, 2004

Is the Syndicate falling? Maybe the next one will be blammed. And maybe the average NG viewer is wising up and voting "0" on these. And, you should have spent the time yesterday improving the toon, as your internet died (according to you.) Either way, there is no excuse for this humorless bunch of Craptoons known as DailyToon. Why don't you spend maybe a week or a month, using 2 or 3 people, to make one quality flash that will earn a score higher than 2.5? Oh, and whether I've made flash or not is irrelevent, so don't say Flash by Sickdood -none- because that is blaming the reviewer for your bad flash, saying that the reviewer doesn't know what he is talking about just because he gave you a bad review. To tell you the truth, I would rather not make flash than make crap, but that's just me.

Score: 9

"Dude, that's so funny!"

submission: Nippon Brainwash...

date: December 12, 2004

But sorry about the Real World review. That was before I started smoking vast quantities of weed (and my IQ dropped about 10 points.) But this was funny! I took japanese for 2 years and dropped out on the second. The first year was easy but the second year I was a, as you put it, "A deer in the headlights." So I just smoked more weed and got on with my life. Oh well. But this movie detailed a whole lot of my pain, suffering and overall hatred of japanese. Sucks to be you, Odaroo!