ElGhoulio's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DailyToon01022005]

A disgrace to Fieldy.

Number one, you didn't even feature the whole song! You only featured part of twist. Not only that, twist is not a long song, and the file size isn't near big enough that you have to cut part of it off. Number 2, the banana wasn't interesting, just stupid. (That's right; a stoner finds it stupid.) Number 3, you drew the clocks hella badly. Number 4, I just didn't get WTFSNOE's cartoon. It was just an annoying soundtrack, a flashing text, and not much else. I gave the graphics a three because the 3-d thing was kinda cool, but not funny. Yes, it is possible to be funny without good graphics (just watch real world.) Oh, and btw, Illwillpress is not only on the most highly rated artists column, but his on the most peoples' "favorite artist" column. I think it is established now that he is a good flash artist and you guys are not. So take a leaf out of my book and quit making flashes if you know you suck, because that is just spamming the portal.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

i hope you like tomorrow's action-packed thriller!

[Doctor?]

Good!!

Ghsdasdf

GinClock responds:

Thank you. Aww only a 5 for violence?

[DailyToon01012005]

This is the usual shit from SS.

What are you trying to prove? If you are trying to prove something, you've already proven it, whatever it was. I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated. It, however, feels as if there aren't enough fps. The rest sucked. I gave the audio a 2, because although you did feature some songs, they didn't fit the mood of the cartoons, if there were any. The cartoons as usual didn't make sense, and of course interactivity gets a 2 because you get to choose the toon, but of course I usually give toons bad marks in interactivity. I usually save the high interactivity scores for games. Nlowrider's toon was basically a bunch of flying, poorly scanned, pictures and a text saying happy new year (even though the time for that was yesterday.) How this is considered anything above blamnation level is beyond me. They aren't funny; I should be able to laugh at it, as I laugh at a lot of things. Please respond, and make a better-made DailyToon tomorrow.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

This is the happiest day of my life :'(

[DailyToon11262004]

So horrible that I lost the momentary woody I had.

This one really sucks. The problem is, most of the time you guys don't even animate, and when you do, it ends up turning really crappy and horrible, like most of dorkstar's stuff (including the one that killed my speakers.) And yes, Illwillpress owns you guys. He has gotten into the highest batting average column, and is a highly bookmarked artist, and also has a good and dark sense of humor. STRAWBERRYCLOCK VANISHED FOR A REASON, AND WE DON'T NEED TWO CLOCK CREWS!!!! The "purposely crappy" thing has been done so much that it isn't funny anymore, so stop while you are ahead.

Duckshirt responds:

I'm sorry, I didn't read any of that :(

[O&A: Club Med]

This is good, my fellow NGite.

O&A Fagtalk is better, though.

SketchMichaels responds:

I'll go have a look see. Thanks.

[DailyToon12292004]

HAHA!!!! DailyToon12282004 got Blammed!!!!!

Showing that dailytoons suck. Their humor is not sophisticated; hou guys just don't know how to tell a good joke. In fact, Real World by Odaroo is funnier than all the dailytoons combined. And 30 seconds of any Retarted Animal Babies cartoon is funnier than all of the Dailytoons combined. Oh, and maybe you guys need to go to grade school, because in the response to the last reciew I wrote, one of you spelled school as "skool." Maybe you need to take a high school animating course too, because your animating sucks really bad. I mean total shit drawing. They are also really crappy on purpose, proving that Star Syndicate despises NGites.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

actually it didnt get blammed, it was submitted under fourstar's account. and you are apparently a nerd considering you must critique us over our grammar over the internet, congratulations

[DailyToon12272004]

Watchable, but...

Let's just say I don't get the star syndicate's sense of humor; And I find their graphics to be subpar and the sound very unconvincing and unprofessional.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

You, sir, need to go back to grade skool. Our humor is certainly too sophisticated for your nature.

[DailyToon12252004]

Well... I guess this ain't goin' away.

I really despise DailyToons, and I;d love to see how you manage to get them to pass day after day, because they really suck but they still pass. Oh, and Merry Christmas, Star Syndicate.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

Merry Christmas to you too! Enjoy your winter holidays!

[DailyToon12232004]

...its, uh, butt sex...

OK, let me get this straight. First, you trash on FOAMY and Illwillpress (a loved author and prolific award winner), then you trash on Knox, another loved author and prolific award winner. Then you trash on Newgrounds itself! Then you trash on FOAMY and Illwillpress again. Are you guys stupid, or do you just have bad taste?

TheStarSyndicate responds:

Who said we were trashing illwillpenis?

He gives us 3 minutes of Germaine wiggling her ass, we give you buttsex, and you get all offended?

[DailyToon12202004]

Not the best...

By now, most people have their mind made up about DailyToons, so I'll say this: it is not their best. If you thought that this was better than some of the other ones, then you are wrong. If you don't already like DailyToons, you will not like this. It is not exemplary.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

with those points you gave all around, this was worth more then a 0.

All daily toons are worth more then a 0.

This proves the idiocity of Newgrounds.