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Obwa! Obwa!

Rated 2 / 5 stars


The animation wasn't great, the storyline was presented weirdly, the animation looked odd, but somehow it compelled me to watch more. It has an odd charm to it.Whatever you did that compelled me to watch it twice, keep it up.

TFK-Intro TFK-Intro

Rated 1 / 5 stars


What some may interpret as "trippy" strikes me as an incoherent series of photos and photoshops with no connection to each other. I hated the song, so I had to mute my speakers.

Basically, I don't get it.

Banana and the @ Banana and the @

Rated 0 / 5 stars

you locks really suck.

However, unlike the last movie I reviewed, you at least had the decency to have a preloader and a "play" button. However, that is the only good point of this. Aside from crappy tweened (c)locks, lame jokes, and a paper thin plot (if you can call it a plot) there's nothing here. So pardon my short review, but there's really nothing to review. Please quit spamming the portal.

Adam-Ant responds:

Okay, I'll be sure to make more purposely bad movies then.

UU - Happy bday Sasuke9XN UU - Happy bday Sasuke9XN

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


That's all this is. I don't think I have to elaborate at all... it's just pointless clock copies.

FloorJack responds:


You didn't like my movie? And you write about it in a review? WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING???? :'(

Foamy - A Parody Foamy - A Parody

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

LMFAO I loved this

All you Foamy fans need to take a joke. I thought this was a incredibly witty parody of Foamy. Instead of resorting to poopoo jokes (like the Star Syndicate did) this is hilarious because that's what most Foamy episodes are. Don't get me wrong, I love Foamy, but this was bloody hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this. Basically, it's got a similar animation style as most Foamy episodes. And instead of Foamy's high pitched voice, it's some dude going "bedebedebedebede..." for a few minutes. Man, this is spot on. GOOD WORK!

Daily2oon08142005 Daily2oon08142005

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Ugh... These are boring as hell...

Dailytoons, the daily creation of the Star Syndicate, are a brand of toons that have absolutely no chance of making it on the front page. The quality is always suspect, and in some the utter horrible quality of the 'toons make me wonder why it hasn't gotten blammed. Then I realized that the Star Syndicate and others have fans who fifen everything they do and protection point whores who follow in tandem. Todays dailytoon was indistinguishable from the rest. Animation and drawing was subpar as usual, the jokes were all recycled from previous toons, and the selection of toons, the supposed "benefit" of having more than one toon is immediately drowned out by the fact that all of the toons are pretty much crap. Newgrounds is supposed to be the forum of QUALITY flash. Maybe this should go on the SS website or Gheyz0r's website. But it is inexcusable to take advantage of the system like this. I say, why don't we just take Tal Con's wonderful idea and make the author invisible until after the movie passes judgment? Well, that won't work with these because of the names, so in addition the names of the flashes invisible until after they pass judgment. Oh, and because Gheyz0r and Goldencat are the makers of this, I vote 0.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

if you really trust a fag in a cowboy suit so much, why don't you go marry him?

Fuck? Fuck?

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

The voting bar was right.

This really does make poop look good. Sorry, I'd write a better review, but there's really nothing to review here. I really can honestly say that there is no good point to this. Most of it is pointless, and hey, your score this time around is not much higher than the score last time. Sorry for the bad review, but you really need to think about what you're making the flash about, the quality of the flash, and the overall effect, because this was pretty bad. Hope you get better XD.

knokout responds:

my programming skills got u climing hills

Rise of the MK: Part 4 Rise of the MK: Part 4

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Make more movies, Randy Solem!!!

I looovvvvveeeee this series. It's a lot more professional than the crap other ppl make. Please, make more like this. Keep it up, man!!

Burnt Face Man 2 Burnt Face Man 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love your work...

Regardless if it is Salad Fingers or Burnt Face Man or the Video dating flash, it is always dark and irreverent and strange. Keep it up!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very funny, for some reason.

I find it hilarious. LONG LIVE FAGTALK!