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I don't want to see a fat man in a bathtub!

Yuck, that's disgusting, and you guys should quit making toons. Now I lost the momentary woody I had, right after I was going to get off NG and go onto a porno site. Instead of making toons, you should listen to Mayhem's De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

you should head on to a porn site I know. It's hawt.

www.goat.cx

Not f u n n y.

I am prretty stojned right now. You shuold be able t make me laff, I mean, I am laffing at teh ocmpeuter screeeeeeeeen pretty hard, but I quit laffijng once this tuun came on. That is why mercery is baaad for joo........... THAT is whey dailytioons suck.

A disgrace to Fieldy.

Number one, you didn't even feature the whole song! You only featured part of twist. Not only that, twist is not a long song, and the file size isn't near big enough that you have to cut part of it off. Number 2, the banana wasn't interesting, just stupid. (That's right; a stoner finds it stupid.) Number 3, you drew the clocks hella badly. Number 4, I just didn't get WTFSNOE's cartoon. It was just an annoying soundtrack, a flashing text, and not much else. I gave the graphics a three because the 3-d thing was kinda cool, but not funny. Yes, it is possible to be funny without good graphics (just watch real world.) Oh, and btw, Illwillpress is not only on the most highly rated artists column, but his on the most peoples' "favorite artist" column. I think it is established now that he is a good flash artist and you guys are not. So take a leaf out of my book and quit making flashes if you know you suck, because that is just spamming the portal.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

i hope you like tomorrow's action-packed thriller!

Good!!

Ghsdasdf

GinClock responds:

Thank you. Aww only a 5 for violence?

This is the usual shit from SS.

What are you trying to prove? If you are trying to prove something, you've already proven it, whatever it was. I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated. It, however, feels as if there aren't enough fps. The rest sucked. I gave the audio a 2, because although you did feature some songs, they didn't fit the mood of the cartoons, if there were any. The cartoons as usual didn't make sense, and of course interactivity gets a 2 because you get to choose the toon, but of course I usually give toons bad marks in interactivity. I usually save the high interactivity scores for games. Nlowrider's toon was basically a bunch of flying, poorly scanned, pictures and a text saying happy new year (even though the time for that was yesterday.) How this is considered anything above blamnation level is beyond me. They aren't funny; I should be able to laugh at it, as I laugh at a lot of things. Please respond, and make a better-made DailyToon tomorrow.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

I gave the graphics a three because j00bie's 'toon was the only one that was marginally well animated.

This is the happiest day of my life :'(

So horrible that I lost the momentary woody I had.

This one really sucks. The problem is, most of the time you guys don't even animate, and when you do, it ends up turning really crappy and horrible, like most of dorkstar's stuff (including the one that killed my speakers.) And yes, Illwillpress owns you guys. He has gotten into the highest batting average column, and is a highly bookmarked artist, and also has a good and dark sense of humor. STRAWBERRYCLOCK VANISHED FOR A REASON, AND WE DON'T NEED TWO CLOCK CREWS!!!! The "purposely crappy" thing has been done so much that it isn't funny anymore, so stop while you are ahead.

Duckshirt responds:

I'm sorry, I didn't read any of that :(

This is good, my fellow NGite.

O&A Fagtalk is better, though.

SketchMichaels responds:

I'll go have a look see. Thanks.

An embarrassment to KORN and the new year.

The animation is nonexistent as usual, and the audio is crappy as usual, and there is no plot, again as usual. Yes, your joke of something being crappy on purpose was marginally funny the first 3 or so times, but now it is tired. Please, stop, or if not, make really good shit. Aren't you tired of making gutfuck?

Don't preach to me.

As a well off atheist, I think that though you have a birthright to practice your own religion any time of the day, you shouldn't force it on other people. Suffering is caused by physical pain and love of things that aren't permanent, not because some people don't believe in god. That is just shifting responsibility from yourself to others (passing the buck) and is really immature.

HAHA!!!! DailyToon12282004 got Blammed!!!!!

Showing that dailytoons suck. Their humor is not sophisticated; hou guys just don't know how to tell a good joke. In fact, Real World by Odaroo is funnier than all the dailytoons combined. And 30 seconds of any Retarted Animal Babies cartoon is funnier than all of the Dailytoons combined. Oh, and maybe you guys need to go to grade school, because in the response to the last reciew I wrote, one of you spelled school as "skool." Maybe you need to take a high school animating course too, because your animating sucks really bad. I mean total shit drawing. They are also really crappy on purpose, proving that Star Syndicate despises NGites.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

actually it didnt get blammed, it was submitted under fourstar's account. and you are apparently a nerd considering you must critique us over our grammar over the internet, congratulations

You all suck.

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