ElGhoulio's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Banana and the @]

you locks really suck.

However, unlike the last movie I reviewed, you at least had the decency to have a preloader and a "play" button. However, that is the only good point of this. Aside from crappy tweened (c)locks, lame jokes, and a paper thin plot (if you can call it a plot) there's nothing here. So pardon my short review, but there's really nothing to review. Please quit spamming the portal.

Adam-Ant responds:

Okay, I'll be sure to make more purposely bad movies then.

[Daily2oon08142005]

Ugh... These are boring as hell...

Dailytoons, the daily creation of the Star Syndicate, are a brand of toons that have absolutely no chance of making it on the front page. The quality is always suspect, and in some the utter horrible quality of the 'toons make me wonder why it hasn't gotten blammed. Then I realized that the Star Syndicate and others have fans who fifen everything they do and protection point whores who follow in tandem. Todays dailytoon was indistinguishable from the rest. Animation and drawing was subpar as usual, the jokes were all recycled from previous toons, and the selection of toons, the supposed "benefit" of having more than one toon is immediately drowned out by the fact that all of the toons are pretty much crap. Newgrounds is supposed to be the forum of QUALITY flash. Maybe this should go on the SS website or Gheyz0r's website. But it is inexcusable to take advantage of the system like this. I say, why don't we just take Tal Con's wonderful idea and make the author invisible until after the movie passes judgment? Well, that won't work with these because of the names, so in addition the names of the flashes invisible until after they pass judgment. Oh, and because Gheyz0r and Goldencat are the makers of this, I vote 0.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

if you really trust a fag in a cowboy suit so much, why don't you go marry him?

[Fuck?]

The voting bar was right.

This really does make poop look good. Sorry, I'd write a better review, but there's really nothing to review here. I really can honestly say that there is no good point to this. Most of it is pointless, and hey, your score this time around is not much higher than the score last time. Sorry for the bad review, but you really need to think about what you're making the flash about, the quality of the flash, and the overall effect, because this was pretty bad. Hope you get better XD.

knokout responds:

my programming skills got u climing hills

[DailyToon01222005]

I'm not fooled by your false name, Psychojester.

We all know Tom Fulp would never do stuff like this. And that joke is old; You guys did it two times before. Aside from all that, your jokes are tired and have all been used before, and I really despise the mass-voting people who ruin NG with their whorish greed for protection pts.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

watch "About Mass Voting" and stop bringing that up. It's no longer a valid point, and anyone who uses it is retarded (like you. Who's special?!)

[The Atonement]

Next time, put more effort into it.

Newgrounds is supposed to host only the best flashes. I think you have forgotten that. Remember that when making your next flash.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[DailyToon01192005]

Aren't you tired of making crap flashes?

I mean your flashes just barely pass judgment day after day. Do you have shame? I know mass-voting is responsible for saving your flashes, but isn't that a bit shameless and disrespectful to NG for submitting shit that you know is crappy? It's also very disingenuous.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

More than half of the U.S. population is overweight. But being obese is different from being overweight. An individual is considered obese when weight is 20% (25% in women) or more over the maximum desirable for their height. When an adult is more than 100 pounds overweight, it is considered morbid obesity.

Obesity is also defined as a BMI (body mass index) over 30 kg/m2. Patients with a BMI between 25 and 29.9 are considered overweight, but not obese.

[DailyToon01202005]

[snore...]

[waking up noises] Oh, is Threestar's toon over? Man, I slept right through it.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

you're a clever one, aren't you?

[DailyToon01182005]

You hijacked into their accounts

I lost all respect that I ever had for you guys. Instead of ruining other people's good name, why don't you submit original stuff?

TheStarSyndicate responds:

we didnt hijack their accounts, we just played around with our profiles so it looks like we are them.

And obviously, they didnt make those movies, im sure everyone figured that out.

[DailyToon01132005]

This is a disappointment

You know, there was a period (right after the SS got busted) where I thought you guys would try to submit quality stuff. For a couple toons, you did. Now, I am thoroughly disappointed at your lack of effort, and your obvious contempt for NG, considering the stuff you put in it. This is such a waste, since I will never know if you guys have talent, because you waste it anyway.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

Diarrhea is defined as loose, watery, and frequent stools. Diarrhea is considered chronic (ongoing or prolonged) when you have had loose or frequent stools for longer than four weeks.

[DailyToon01062005]

I don't want to see a fat man in a bathtub!

Yuck, that's disgusting, and you guys should quit making toons. Now I lost the momentary woody I had, right after I was going to get off NG and go onto a porno site. Instead of making toons, you should listen to Mayhem's De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

you should head on to a porn site I know. It's hawt.

www.goat.cx